Tag Archives: Engrish

June 17

Damn. Just When I Thought I Had It All Figured Out…

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• Although often confused, Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo “A genuinely gripping crime thriller which wrong-foots and perplexes the reader throughout, drawing us in emotionally . . . Highly recommended.” –Raven Crime Reads

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March 31

Oh No. Do I Really Want To Want To Smell Like A…?

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…when you see it…  (　ﾟдﾟ)！ • If you can’t smell like a colon, at least you can read a novel set in Tokyo “A genuinely gripping crime thriller which wrong-foots and perplexes the reader throughout, drawing us in emotionally . . . Highly recommended.” –Raven Crime Reads

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May 18

Taco Dispensary

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Where’s my medical taco card when I need it? • Read a novel set in Tokyo…

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March 15

Yes, I Am A Proud Alumnus Of…

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What do you think the hockey team from Log College is called? The Fighting Twigs? • Read a novel set in Tokyo

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January 24

On Second Thought, Maybe Not

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Hmm, don’t you think the thought of having a permanent, red, itchy condition around one’s eyes rather puts one off the idea of having longer, sexier lashes? O_O • Read a novel set in Tokyo…  

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November 17

Holy Mother Of…?!

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I’ll see your Our Lady Of Rude Kustoms and raise you a scorpion tattoo! This shining example of Extreme Decorative Engrish goes on to inexplicably include God and France in an unholy existential alliance: “The God and France think whether exist this world It might exist if the God and France exist Really we think […]

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October 24

Our Lady Of Gangsta

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If you’re planning to shake down a few grannies or threaten some loan-shirkers with a Louisville Slugger, don’t leave the house without donning your Blood Money brand track suit! Fashioned from pure 100% shiny synthetic fibers printed with righteous gold vinyl designs, you can’t fail to command respect in these chest-baring togs. Zippers and elastic […]

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