Posted October 24, 2013 by Jonelle Patrick2 Comments Fashion Inferno

Our Lady Of Gangsta

GangstaOurLady — I’m a little confused by the golden dreidel on the front, but hey, Our Skeletal Lady Of Golden Gangsta is probably A-OK with whatever faith you’re keeping…

If you’re planning to shake down a few grannies or threaten some loan-shirkers with a Louisville Slugger, don’t leave the house without donning your Blood Money brand track suit! Fashioned from pure 100% shiny synthetic fibers printed with righteous gold vinyl designs, you can’t fail to command respect in these chest-baring togs. Zippers and elastic waist design make for easy on and off when it’s time to wash those pesky body fluids out at laundry time.

In case those dopes out on the street are a little unclear on the concept, this track suit of ultimate suaveness spells it out for them: you are one monster-frackin' hunk of burnin' hustler. — In case those dopes out on the street are a little unclear on the concept, this track suit of ultimate suaveness spells it out for them: you are one monster-frackin’ hunk of burnin’ hustler.

Confuse your adversaries with a little Engrish to show them you mean business.

With thanks to Rakuten’s Blood Money website.

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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!

2 thoughts on “Our Lady Of Gangsta” ›

Bring it on! The top (unless it’s cop) of brawler! FUCK in gothic lettering. Hustler and Faith and Faith Keeper and oh oh oh FLAMES on the pants legs. Plus: golden dreidel. I’m so in love with this outfit.

Jonelle Patrick says:

November 6, 2013 at 10:23 pm

And it would be so easy to receive one for your next birthday, courtesy of Rakuten! (I personally have tested their ability to ship to America when I ordered my Vice Fairy rhinestone-encrusted t-shirt!) Plus, how great is it that the brand name is BLOOD MONEY TOKYO?!

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