Our Lady Of Gangsta

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I’m a little confused by the golden dreidel on the front, but hey, Our Skeletal Lady Of Golden Gangsta is probably A-OK with whatever faith you’re keeping…

If you’re planning to shake down a few grannies or threaten some loan-shirkers with a Louisville Slugger, don’t leave the house without donning your Blood Money brand track suit! Fashioned from pure 100% shiny synthetic fibers printed with righteous gold vinyl designs, you can’t fail to command respect in these chest-baring togs. Zippers and elastic waist design make for easy on and off when it’s time to wash those pesky body fluids out at laundry time.

In case those dopes out on the street are a little unclear on the concept, this track suit of ultimate suaveness spells it out for them: you are one monster-frackin' hunk of burnin' hustler.
In case those dopes out on the street are a little unclear on the concept, this track suit of ultimate suaveness spells it out for them: you are one monster-frackin’ hunk of burnin’ hustler.
Confuse your adversaries with a little Engrish to show them you mean business.
Confuse your adversaries with a little Engrish to show them you mean business.

With thanks to Rakuten’s Blood Money website.

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 The Last Tea Bowl Thief was chosen as an Editor’s Pick for Best Mystery, Thriller & Suspense on Amazon

For three hundred years, a missing tea bowl passes from one fortune-seeker to the next, changing the lives of all who possess it…read more

“A fascinating mix of history and mystery.” —Booklist

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Writes all the Japan things.

2 thoughts on “Our Lady Of Gangsta

  1. Bring it on! The top (unless it’s cop) of brawler! FUCK in gothic lettering. Hustler and Faith and Faith Keeper and oh oh oh FLAMES on the pants legs. Plus: golden dreidel. I’m so in love with this outfit.

    1. And it would be so easy to receive one for your next birthday, courtesy of Rakuten! (I personally have tested their ability to ship to America when I ordered my Vice Fairy rhinestone-encrusted t-shirt!) Plus, how great is it that the brand name is BLOOD MONEY TOKYO?!

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