The Peril Of The Red Panty
“Notice: When sleeping, “Red Panty” may cause you excite and make you sleepless. So put on ordinary color underwear when you sleep.”
A thousand apologies for not immediately publishing this instruction sheet on how to properly use Lucky Red Underwear – I bet you were wondering about that mysterious case of insomnia that developed after you rushed out to buy yours!
If you’d like to visit the Big Red Underwear store on Koshinzuka Street the next time you’re in Tokyo, a map ise on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.
•
Read a novel set in Tokyo
Categories
Jonelle Patrick View All
Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!
Heheheh. Maybe some of us want to be ‘excite’ before bed!!
Considering the demographic of the typical Red Panty target market, I think this is more of a health warning, like the ones you find on signs before standing in line for potentially heart attack-inducing roller coasters…