Thanks For Destroying My Fantasies, Little Host Stickers

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Okay, when I spotted this page of stickers at Tokyu Hands featuring smokin’ hot hostboys, I thought they were kinda fun. Even considered buying a bunch of them to give to my favorite hostboy fangirls. And then I looked a little…closer.

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Ummm...why does this one read "Princess," not "Prince"?

Ummm…why does this one read “Princess,” not “Prince”?

Had to look this one up in my kanji dictionary. No. Wait. Tell me it doesn't really say "Prime Meat"?

Had to look this one up in my kanji dictionary. No. Wait. Tell me it doesn’t really mean “Prime Meat”?

And what's with THESE? Drunk, drunker, drunkest?

And what’s with THESE? Am I wrong to think that “drunk, drunker, drunkest” is a less than charming side of host life?

Sheesh, leave me some illusions, will ya?

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