Salty Dragonblood Toothpaste

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But what I want to know is, how do they KNOW the dragons only ate pesticide-free virgins? Is the blood harvested from organically-certified, knight-armor-free, farm-grown dragons?

You can get your very own Toothpaste Of Targaryens at the Tokyu Hands store in Ikebukuro. Directions & a map are on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback!

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