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Salty Dragonblood Toothpaste
But what I want to know is, how do they KNOW the dragons only ate pesticide-free virgins? Is the blood harvested from organically-certified, knight-armor-free, farm-grown dragons?
You can get your very own Toothpaste Of Targaryens at the Tokyu Hands store in Ikebukuro. Directions & a map are on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.
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LOL!
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Hopefully it’s filled with fluoride or asbestos to combat the hazards of jet streams of fire on my teeth.
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Har, please try it and report back!
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