Hardcore Workout Equipment…For Your Face
How many reps to conquer those crow’s feet?
Getting yourself a righteously small face has always been prized in Japan, but having a face that just oozes buffness is apparently the new Holy Grail Of Pulchritude. Behold the dizzying array of exercise devices for your head, all designed to shape and tone your visage into a model of curvaceous (and unwrinkled) youth.
The Hard Type Face Stretch. To, strengthen your uh, face. Or make it more flexible. Or something.
If you don’t get rid of your laugh lines with this baby, at least you’ll give them to everyone who is watching you pump iron with your eyelids.
The Happy Face Trainer: Smile Fight championship, you are MINE!
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback
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