“Deck the halls with boughs of hemlock, fu-fu-fu-fu-fu, fu, fu, fu, fu…”
Do you find red to be just too unbearably cheery? Think “Jingle Bells” ought to be remixed as “For Whom the Bell Tolls”?
Well, finally there’s a Santa costume for those who would prefer to be The Un-Jolly Old Elf! Now Goths, death metal artists, and guys who usually dress in jackets featuring Our Lady Of Rude Kustoms can participate in all the traditional joys of the season…in black.
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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had
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The fu fu fu bit made me laugh ^.^ Santa dressed in black just doesn’t seem right >.<
Heheh, nice.
What does it say there on the bottom of the bag? “…go Santa Black.”