If Godzilla rising from the depths to bite your butt while you’re naked and can’t escape doesn’t eclipse your fear of bathing nude with absolute strangers, nothing will. • If you enjoy finding new fears to stoke your anxiety…
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The Catzilla Vending Machine
Overcome with a burning need for yet more weird plastic toys (hey, don’t pretend this doesn’t happen to you!) I was poking around in my favorite Akihabara gachagacha emporium when I discovered THIS: Yes! It’s what Japan’s favorite irradiated lizard would look like if it were a cat! With two tails! (Rather a lucky mutation, since threeContinueContinue reading “The Catzilla Vending Machine”
Suddenly, Godzilla!
Yes, I’m history. Warning: when you’re in Japan, be careful never to say, “Just bite me!” because THIS might happen. If you walk out of the Tokyo Midtown exit of Roppongi Station right now, you too can be snarfed up by everyone’s favorite radioactive mutant. •