We’re coming into high matsuri season, when the local Shinto gods are paraded through the neighborhood to remind them of all the people and businesses they’re supposed to be keeping a lucky eye on, but these sake-filled summertime festivals that feature scantily-clad men rocking that shrine through the streets…
come with their own peculiar anxiety…
What if you finally get the coveted invite to don a fanny-flashing fundoshi and help carry the neighborhood shrine, but, well…you have a really hairy butt?
Ta-daaaa! Don Kihote to the rescue:
The Ketsuge (“Butt Fur”) Trimmer, for all your bum-baring needs.
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So funny!
I know, right? Trying to imagine this being displayed so prominently in an American drug store…
You are so right! There was a store in the malls in California, kind of a joke store, that it might have fit. By the way, why would one need a speciality razor just for the booty? Asking for a friend. LOL!
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Hahahahaaaaaa I’ve never seen that before !!!! I’m laughing soooo hard . It must be painful too… Men have it easy usually when it comes to being hairy but with the fundoshi they must feel our pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know! I admit, I had a little moment of glee, imagining them, er, wrestling with this problem. But I’m so glad the Furry Butt Razor exists—I mean, one of the most oh-no-can’t-unsee matsuri moments is glimpsing a guy with a really hairy patootie dancing that shrine down the street. And it’s not like it’s rare. THERE’S ALWAYS AT LEAST ONE. lol (And thanks for sharing the anti-hairy love over at Mchan Returns!)
Haha I always tend to look at the tattoos and not focus on the fundoshi…
OMG, TMI! There are some things I JUST DO NOT MISS!!!