You know how they keep adding emoji, but there never seems to be one that matches exactly how you’re feeling? Do you ever find yourself wishing that, for example, there was one to represent the happy you feel when the shoes you ordered online turn out to be cute AND comfortable, and a different one for “Woo hoo, I don’t have it! My test came back negative!”
Well, guess what? Japan’s got a hack for that! You need…emoticons.
Emoticons are clever, pre-set combinations of keyboard characters that fill in the emoji gaps if you don’t have time to take photos of elaborate dioramas crafted from standing cat toys every time the standard symbols fail to meet your emotional communication needs.
Here are a few of my favorites, so you can see what I mean:
The many flavors of happiness
( ˘ω˘ ) （＾ω＾）（╹◡╹） (*^ω^*) (*´꒳`*)
(๑>◡<๑) ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ （＾Ｏ＾☆♪
٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ” ＼(^ω^)／ *\(^o^)/* ヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ
So much sad
(｡-_-｡) (-_-;) (¬_¬) (◞‸◟) （−＿−；） ( ; _ ; )
(´；ω；`) （ ｉ _ ｉ ） (T_T) (//∇//)
Every degree of mad
(>_<) ಠ_ಠ ☆〜（ゝ。∂） Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
The horror, the horror!
(°_°) (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*) ( ﾟдﾟ) (O_O) (ﾟoﾟ;;
An entire spectrum of embarrassment
(o^^o) (#^.^#) (/ _ ; ) (ﾉД`) \(//∇//)\
And even emotions that are way too complicated to categorize:
Please accept my sincere apologies: m(_ _)m
Hmm, not really sure about that: (｀_´)ゞ (´ｰ｀)
Are you OK?: (´・ω・｀) (´･_･`)
What the heckin’ heck did I just see?: (*_*)
That food porn looks delicious, WHERE’S MINE?: ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Of course, these are just a few. There are TONS more! And guess what? You can have these (and all the ones I couldn’t fit in this post) at your mobile* fingertips, if you install a Japanese keyboard on your device. Here’s how:
1: Google “add Japanese keyboard” and choose your device from the selections that pop up. Follow the directions.
2: Open the app of your choice and start typing. You’ll notice that a little globe icon has appeared below your keyboard:
3: Click on the globe, and a Japanese keyboard will replace your regular ABC one. If you tap the little emoticon face button in the lower left corner…
4: …you’ll see emoticons fill the bar above the keyboard. If you hit the “down arrow” to the right of them…
5: …you’ll get a huge menu of emoticon selections. Scroll down to see them all and tap on the one you want to insert. After you click on the one you want, use the little arrow to go back to the Japanese keyboard. Click the globe icon again to return to the ABCs.
*I haven’t figured out how to access these on a computer keyboard, so I just copy and paste them if I’m on my laptop.
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