The Secret Facelift Belt
Depending on which wrinkly bit most offends you, the elastic “facelift” belt comes in both “face” and “eye” packages…
…although it looks like it’s the same product inside, just with different ways to wear it.
The big question is…how the heckin’ heck is it supposed to work?
This thing is an adjustable elastic strap with two industrial strength hair combs on either end. You’re supposed to position the combs, tighten the strap until it pulls your face tight, then do some sort of elaborate comb-over to hide the evidence.
All I can say is…OW.
You don’t need to get rid of a single wrinkle in order to enjoy a novel set in Tokyo