The Secret Facelift Belt

Not content to merely give people taller noses, smaller faces, and glued eyelids, now there’s a Japanese beauty appliance that irons out saggy face parts!

Depending on which wrinkly bit most offends you, the elastic “facelift” belt comes in both “face” and “eye” packages…

…although it looks like it’s the same product inside, just with different ways to wear it.

The big question is…how the heckin’ heck is it supposed to work?

I bet whoever designed this had a super strong mom who pulled her ponytail so tight it practically gave her a wedgie

This thing is an adjustable elastic strap with two industrial strength hair combs on either end. You’re supposed to position the combs, tighten the strap until it pulls your face tight, then do some sort of elaborate comb-over to hide the evidence.

All I can say is…OW.

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