Top Ten Crazy Holiday Gifts From Japan 2016

Yes, it’s that time of year again, when you comb your list of friends & family for those who truly deserve that rare and awe-inspiring gift from Japan…

10. If there’s nobody on your list who needs a MANEATING VAMPIRE PURSE, you need to make new friends.

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Nom…nom…nom. Spotted this at Design Festa, but it’s also available at malicious.fashionstore.jp

 

9. CUTEST WASHCLOTHS OF ALL TIME! Who could fail to smile after ripping the wrapping off one of these?

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Found at the shop in the underground mall near the Marunouchi Line entrance to Shinjuku Station

 

8. Give the gift of wowing friends & family with foamy bears, cats, and replicas of Michelangelo’s David* with this 3D LATTE MAKER

From Yodabashi Camera in Akihabara.

*Expert Level (From Yodabashi Camera in Akihabara)

 

7. The gift of RUG

Whatever color your ideal thatch, augment the golfer in your life's natural tresses with this golf hat toupee. Can be ordered from the gift catalog on the bullet train.

Augment those natural tresses with this golf hat toupee. (Can be ordered from the gift catalog on the bullet train)

 

6. Every avid cat butt collector already has a handcrafted feline tookus pincushion, but you’ll definitely be the first to gift them a CAT BUTT REFRIGERATOR MAGNET

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A butt for every breed. (Saw these at Design Festa, but the artist can be found at http://ameblo.jp/catsgirl-2005)

 

5. You know the corporate warrior on your list secretly craves a SAMURAI BASEBALL CAP

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Tokyu Hands, you never fail to delight. Saw these at the Ikebukuro store.

 

4. Know someone who inexplicably craves stinky, slimy soybeans, but can’t find them at their local market? Voila, the DIY NATTO MAKER

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Naturally, this unlikely appliance is sold at Tokyu Hands (Shinjuku store)

 

3. For the person on your list who has way too many cold pencils – the MUMMY BAG PENCIL CASE will be just the ticket

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Ours is not to reason why. (The Loft store in Shibuya can supply you with a variety of colors to match any decor.)

 

2. Or really make things easy on yourself and just give everyone a STATUETTE OF YOURSELF

After you get your 3D photo snapped, you can get an army of yourself 3D printed – jumbo size for your mom, dog toy size for your pooch. (Shibuya Loft)

You do have to get yourself to the Loft store in Shibuya to get your 3D photo snapped, but once your bits are in the system, you can get an army of yourself 3D printed. Jumbo size for your mom, pocket size for your Significant Other, dog toy size for your pooch. Done, done, and DONE.

 

1. And finally, for the most impossible person on your list: the one-size-delights-and-baffles-all INFLATABLE GEISHA WIG

Because who could fail to be baffled and delighted with THIS? (Available at the souvenir shops on the street parallel to Nakamise-dori, in Asakusa)

Because only someone unworthy of your friendship would fail to appreciate THIS (Available at the souvenir shops on the street parallel to Nakamise-dori, in Asakusa)

And if you’re not able to comb the streets of Tokyo to snap up these lovelies before the holidays, you can always give the Japan-lovers on your list a new mystery set in Tokyo

Jonelle Patrick writes mysteries set in Tokyo. Her fourth book – Painted Doll – is just out in paperback 

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