What NOT To Wear For Halloween

As you can imagine, in the land where Sexy Santa and Sexy Skunk are a Thing (why, Japan, why?), Halloween is the premiere season for Costume Don’ts.

AIEEEE NOOOO who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME — AIEEEE NOOOO! Can’t unsee! Who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME

Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi SO WRONG — Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi what next? Sexy 3PO? DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SUGGESTION

Sexy Nude Suit ANYTHING BUT — A nude suit designed by a person who had sadly never seen an actual six-pack…

And speaking of butts...NO. Just, no. — And speaking of butts…NO. Just, no.

And finally, if you really want to answer the question "I give up, what are you supposed to be?" about a kerbillion times in one night, this. — And finally, if you really want to answer the question “I give up, what are you supposed to be?” about a kerbillion times in one night, *this*.

Saw these at Don Kihote store in Shibuya.

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

What NOT To Wear For Halloween

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