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What NOT To Wear For Halloween

As you can imagine, in the land where Sexy Santa and Sexy Skunk are a Thing (why, Japan, why?), Halloween is the premiere season for Costume Don’ts.

AIEEEE NOOOO who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME
AIEEEE NOOOO! Can’t unsee! Who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME
Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi SO WRONG
Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi what next? Sexy 3PO? DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SUGGESTION
Sexy Nude Suit ANYTHING BUT
A nude suit designed by a person who had sadly never seen an actual six-pack…
And speaking of butts...NO. Just, no.
And speaking of butts…NO. Just, no.
And finally, if you really want to answer the question "I give up, what are you supposed to be?" about a kerbillion times in one night, this.
And finally, if you really want to answer the question “I give up, what are you supposed to be?” about a kerbillion times in one night, this.

Saw these at Don Kihote store in Shibuya. If you’d like to be amazed by the weird goods there the next time you’re in Tokyo, a map to all Don Qi locations in Tokyo is on my other website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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Jonelle Patrick View All

Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!

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