What NOT To Wear For Halloween

As you can imagine, in the land where Sexy Santa and Sexy Skunk are a Thing (why, Japan, why?), Halloween is the premiere season for Costume Don’ts.

AIEEEE NOOOO who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME
AIEEEE NOOOO! Can’t unsee! Who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME
Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi SO WRONG
Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi what next? Sexy 3PO? DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SUGGESTION
Sexy Nude Suit ANYTHING BUT
A nude suit designed by a person who had sadly never seen an actual six-pack…
And speaking of butts...NO. Just, no.
And speaking of butts…NO. Just, no.
And finally, if you really want to answer the question "I give up, what are you supposed to be?" about a kerbillion times in one night, this.
And finally, if you really want to answer the question “I give up, what are you supposed to be?” about a kerbillion times in one night, this.

Saw these at Don Kihote store in Shibuya.

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 The Last Tea Bowl Thief was chosen as an Editor’s Pick for Best Mystery, Thriller & Suspense on Amazon

For three hundred years, a missing tea bowl passes from one fortune-seeker to the next, changing the lives of all who possess it…read more

“A fascinating mix of history and mystery.” —Booklist

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Writes all the Japan things.

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