What NOT To Wear For Halloween

As you can imagine, in the land where Sexy Santa and Sexy Skunk are a Thing (why, Japan, why?), Halloween is the premiere season for Costume Don’ts.

AIEEEE NOOOO who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME

AIEEEE NOOOO! Can’t unsee! Who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME

Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi SO WRONG

Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi what next? Sexy 3PO? DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SUGGESTION

Sexy Nude Suit ANYTHING BUT

A nude suit designed by a person who had sadly never seen an actual six-pack…

And speaking of butts...NO. Just, no.

And speaking of butts…NO. Just, no.

And finally, if you really want to answer the question "I give up, what are you supposed to be?" about a kerbillion times in one night, this.

And finally, if you really want to answer the question “I give up, what are you supposed to be?” about a kerbillion times in one night, this.

Saw these at Don Kihote store in Shibuya. If you’d like to be amazed by the weird goods there the next time you’re in Tokyo, a map to all Don Qi locations in Tokyo is on my other website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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