Posted October 30, 2016 by Jonelle Patrick Made In Japan

What NOT To Wear For Halloween

As you can imagine, in the land where Sexy Santa and Sexy Skunk are a Thing (why, Japan, why?), Halloween is the premiere season for Costume Don’ts.

AIEEEE NOOOO who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME — AIEEEE NOOOO! Can’t unsee! Who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME

Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi SO WRONG — Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi what next? Sexy 3PO? DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SUGGESTION

Sexy Nude Suit ANYTHING BUT — A nude suit designed by a person who had sadly never seen an actual six-pack…

And speaking of butts...NO. Just, no. — And speaking of butts…NO. Just, no.

And finally, if you really want to answer the question "I give up, what are you supposed to be?" about a kerbillion times in one night, this. — And finally, if you really want to answer the question “I give up, what are you supposed to be?” about a kerbillion times in one night, *this*.

Saw these at Don Kihote store in Shibuya. If you’d like to be amazed by the weird goods there the next time you’re in Tokyo, a map to all Don Qi locations in Tokyo is on my other website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!