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More Christmas Hats From Hell

 

"What do you mean, you don't want to sit in shiny alien elf Santa's lap?"
“What do you mean, you don’t want to sit in shiny alien elf Santa’s lap?”

From the Tokyu Hands buyers who brought you the original Christmas Hats From Hell, behold the latest ways to say “Ho ho ho, suckers!”

That little goatee of a tree allows the holiday thug to festively mimic O Tanenbaum while keeping his arms free for maximum pillaging
That little goatee of a tree allows the holiday thug to festively mimic O Tanenbaum while keeping his arms free for maximum pillaging
And for female felons, the reindeer burqa: for stylish identity concealment when you get to the front of the bank line with your gun and empty pillowcase.
And for female felons, the reindeer burqa: for stylish identity concealment when you get to the front of the bank line with your gun and empty pillowcase.

Available at Tokyu Hands in Shibuya, of course!

If you’d like to visit a Tokyu Hands store the next time you’re in Tokyo, maps are on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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Jonelle Patrick View All

Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!

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