More Christmas Hats From Hell

 

"What do you mean, you don't want to sit in shiny alien elf Santa's lap?"

“What do you mean, you don’t want to sit in shiny alien elf Santa’s lap?”

From the Tokyu Hands buyers who brought you the original Christmas Hats From Hell, behold the latest ways to say “Ho ho ho, suckers!”

That little goatee of a tree allows the holiday thug to festively mimic O Tanenbaum while keeping his arms free for maximum pillaging

That little goatee of a tree allows the holiday thug to festively mimic O Tanenbaum while keeping his arms free for maximum pillaging

And for female felons, the reindeer burqa: for stylish identity concealment when you get to the front of the bank line with your gun and empty pillowcase.

And for female felons, the reindeer burqa: for stylish identity concealment when you get to the front of the bank line with your gun and empty pillowcase.

Available at Tokyu Hands in Shibuya, of course!

If you’d like to visit a Tokyu Hands store the next time you’re in Tokyo, directions & maps are on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback!

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