More Christmas Hats From Hell

"What do you mean, you don't want to sit in shiny alien elf Santa's lap?"
“What do you mean, you don’t want to sit in shiny alien elf Santa’s lap?”

From the Tokyu Hands buyers who brought you the original Christmas Hats From Hell, behold the latest ways to say “Ho ho ho, suckers!”

That little goatee of a tree allows the holiday thug to festively mimic O Tanenbaum while keeping his arms free for maximum pillaging
That little goatee of a tree allows the holiday thug to festively mimic O Tanenbaum while keeping his arms free for maximum pillaging
And for female felons, the reindeer burqa: for stylish identity concealment when you get to the front of the bank line with your gun and empty pillowcase.
And for female felons, the reindeer burqa: for stylish identity concealment when you get to the front of the bank line with your gun and empty pillowcase.

Available at Tokyu Hands in Shibuya, of course!

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 The Last Tea Bowl Thief was chosen as an Editor’s Pick for Best Mystery, Thriller & Suspense on Amazon

For three hundred years, a missing tea bowl passes from one fortune-seeker to the next, changing the lives of all who possess it…read more

“A fascinating mix of history and mystery.” —Booklist

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Writes all the Japan things.

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