Posted October 14, 2013 by Jonelle Patrick3 Comments WTF Japan?

Fruity Toilet Paper

FruitTP — Would your nether parts prefer green grape, purple grape or peach?

Is it just me, or is toilet paper that smells like something you’d eat a little…um, no thanks?

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In the wake of a deadly earthquake, fans erupt in a frenzy of mourning when it’s discovered that their favorite pop star is among the dead. But when Detective Kenji Nakamura is sent to investigate a death at a local shrine, he finds evidence that suggests the impossible: How could the head priest have been murdered by…*read more*

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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!

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Okay you win. Stop now. Nothing you ever post about will ever be odder than this one. Stop blogging and go write another book. Just finished Idolmaker and need number 4 now. Thanking you.

Jonelle Patrick says:

October 15, 2013 at 3:02 pm

Working on it! ^_^ And now that I know you want to read it, am inspired to write twice as fast!

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