Fruity Toilet Paper

Would your nether parts prefer green grape, purple grape or peach?

Is it just me, or is toilet paper that smells like something you’d eat a little…um, no thanks?

 The Last Tea Bowl Thief was chosen as an Editor’s Pick for Best Mystery, Thriller & Suspense on Amazon

For three hundred years, a missing tea bowl passes from one fortune-seeker to the next, changing the lives of all who possess it…read more

“A fascinating mix of history and mystery.” —Booklist

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Writes all the Japan things.

3 thoughts on “Fruity Toilet Paper

  1. Okay you win. Stop now. Nothing you ever post about will ever be odder than this one. Stop blogging and go write another book. Just finished Idolmaker and need number 4 now. Thanking you.

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