Is it just me, or is toilet paper that smells like something you’d eat a little…um, no thanks?
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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had
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Okay you win. Stop now. Nothing you ever post about will ever be odder than this one. Stop blogging and go write another book. Just finished Idolmaker and need number 4 now. Thanking you.
Working on it! ^_^ And now that I know you want to read it, am inspired to write twice as fast!
Relax. It’s not just you.