Job Description: Wizard of Oz


It’s amazing that a Japanese train ticket machine has never been in the running when it’s time to elect a new pope, because they are about as close to infallible as a machine can get. You stick in your money, and – unlike the ticket machine I once encountered in San Francisco, which rained down $14.00 IN CHANGE like some sort of demented Vegas slot machine – even if you put in a ¥10,000 note (the equivalent of a hundred dollar bill), the machine spits out nice neat yen notes and perfect change along with your ticket.

But surely no machine can be THAT perfect! What happens when The Great And Mighty Oz DOES make a mistake? Well, hidden behind a notice so ordinary it’s the perfect disguise is…a secret door! And behind the little door is…Super Fixer! Yes, a real live train station employee stands behind the bank of ticket machines, making sure the cash is topped up in the change-making part, emptying the avalanche of money that comes in during the day, and being on call in case something goes wrong! Who knew?

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback!


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