Costumes I Would Regret, Part Deux
Nothing says Career Killer like a shot of your grinning face leering at the camera from inside a beer mask, two-fisting some brewskies! Tokyu Hands once again comes through with a costume that makes you think, “Snap! I don’t even have to dress up!” but ends up producing dozens of eminently uploadable candids for everyone’s internet-viewing pleasure. You may never again hold a job that doesn’t require a uniform, but you’ll be able to talk about the time you made the front page of Reddit for years to come.
Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo