Curry Cheese Pizza Chips?! Nooooo!

Nevermind that putting cheese on top of Japanese curry sounds about as appealing as stirring a spoonful of peanut butter into my coffee, the idea of serving that flavor mashup on a pizza-flavored potato chip has me running for my stash of purloined air discomfort bags. And in case I want to make this a regular event with friends, I’m reminded on the back that 365 days a year, I could command the Pizza Chip Typical Italian Guy to arrive on my doorstep with a 12-pack of these things, wearing a phone book on his head.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo Mystery Series.