Hot Dog Pizza

And you thought pizza couldn’t be improved as the perfect junk food! In honor of spring, Pizza-LA comes through with the Buttered Potato & Sausage Pizza In addition to that ring of delightful little hot dogs, it’s got corn, tomatoes, potatoes, onions, and bacon, all topped off with that oh-so-Italian favorite, lemon butter sauce.

Also on offer is this Clubhouse Pizza. I’m guessing the roast chicken and bacon are meant to evoke that golf club lunchtime staple, but whoever named it was slightly unclear on the concept. I can’t say I’ve ever eaten a Club Sandwich that also featured…scrambled eggs.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery seriespublished by Penguin/Intermix.

Published by Penguin/Intermix