Xmas Gifts I Do Not Want To Find Under My Tree

When flossing looks like the most fun activity on offer, you know you’re in trouble.

The only thing that would make this puzzle featuring clumps of Japan’s most notoriously unfriendly food less fun would be if it were real nattō, which is one of the stinkiest substances known to man.

If someone thinks my idea of relaxation is luxuriating in a cauldron of simmering oden (a Japanese specialty which mysteriously features only white ingredients), they don’t know me as well as they think they do.

Yeah, not a mistake one might thank the giver for setting up.

This too-accurate seafloor denizen comes in so many sizes, it can be used to disappoint recipients of all ages.

There’s nothing quite like anticipating the delights revealed by your bath bomb, only to be suddenly sharing your tub with an invasion of enormous rubber beetles

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Author of The Last Tea Bowl Thief

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