Moustaches I Would Regret

Scumstache

Or should I say scumstaches? What these wispy ghosts of fake beards/moustaches lack in identity concealment, they more than make up for in believability. Japanese men are not generally candidates for Unibrow Intervention or Bushiest Beard contest winning, so even a goatee-ette of this magnitude might take weeks of careful cultivating. Much faster to get your manhood on with a stick-on bad boy like these.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback!

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