Porta-Bidet To The Rescue!

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“For men AND women.” Because everybody needs a spanking clean oshiri!

Penetrate even the most robo-toilet deficient corners of the globe with confidence, now that you can travel with your magic bottom-washing wand! Just crank it onto a pet bottle full of water (or fill the slightly cumbersome plastic reservoir with local H2O), aim that bad boy, and fire. It’s not the smallest travel item ever invented, but if you don’t fancy carrying a Costo-size purse, you can always just holster it on your belt…

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Use it on the airplane, in substandard public restrooms, and when traveling to anxiety-producing foreign countries where toilet paper is not an inalienable right.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery seriespublished by Penguin/Intermix.

Published by Penguin/Intermix