Solve the perennial problem of having to listen to the life story of the ex-schoolteacher from Peoria on your next flight out of Tokyo by donning one of these luridly realistic eye masks! Choose from Unblinking Mass Murderer, Flight Panic Stare, Mad Scientist Who Is Looking For Subjects For His Next Experiment, Loony Bin Escapee, and Jezebel Von Diva. Be sure NOT to choose the Anime Eye Masks, unless you wish to be treated to One Piece spoilers for nine hours.
Saw these at the Village Vanguard store in Shimo-kitazawa.
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4 thoughts on “Slightly Creepy, And Yet…”
Those eyes! Oh so creepy…they’ve got Oscar & Lydia cowering in the corner with their tail between their legs!
Oh no! Sorry I frightened your woofs! OTOH, perhaps some nice hand knit eye masks for doges would be a surprise hit! hehe
I explained to them that the eyes weren’t actually real. They felt much better after a nap.