Of all the WTF Japan products I’ve seen, this has to be the absolutely WTFiest. JIGGLY. WHITE. BUTT. PUDDING.
According to the directions on the back, using only this mix, a microwave and a mold shaped exactly like the well-know derriere of the beloved comic book and anime character, Crayon Shin-chan, one can be biting into this pale pair of buttocks by dinnertime.
Why one might want to has yet to be explained…
Many thanks to classmate Kiratipong Ongkasae for discovering and taking a photo of this new piece of insanity.
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How DO you find these things??? Butt pudding indeed. Sheesh.
In this case, my intrepid classmate found it! My spies are everywhere. （笑）
I don’t even want to think about the garnishing possibilities.
Why did you have to get me started thinking about that?( ﾟдﾟ)
Strange but I think I am going to have a go.
Good luck, and I hope your little vanilla butt turns out great!
Jees! Nothing else to say.