For All Your Crossdressing Costume Needs

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Now a guy no longer has to waste hours in front of the mirror, practicing lying to the cashier at Tokyu Hands that he’s buying that sparkly pink Power Ranger dress for his girlfriend!

This product is clearly labeled BOY RANGER (with the helpful subtitle “BOYS” beneath, written in phonetic katakana for the kanji-challenged customer). And the photo right on the front of this career-inhibiting garment clearly shows that these leg-baring minidresses are designed for MANLY MEN. Check out the gym-worthy calves! The obviously acrylic wigs! The five o’clock shadow!

And for the fearless gentleman whose career has already been stunted by gone-viral pictures of himself in un-corner-office-worthy clothing, an advanced version of this costume is now available: the Idol Ranger!

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Attitude On Toast Rating: five stars!

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 The Last Tea Bowl Thief was chosen as an Editor’s Pick for Best Mystery, Thriller & Suspense on Amazon

For three hundred years, a missing tea bowl passes from one fortune-seeker to the next, changing the lives of all who possess it…read more

“A fascinating mix of history and mystery.” —Booklist

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Writes all the Japan things.

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