Dieting Made Easy
If you’ve been searching for a miracle diet that’s guaranteed to make you eat less – or not at all! – at every meal, your quest for the holy grail has ended! Introducing the “Curry Plate Of Shape Of Toilet.” Yes, this white porcelain plate is a perfect replica of a Japanese squat-style toilet. Paired with the serving suggestion of a rich brown Japanese curry, you’ll be on the cover of Vogue in no time.
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.