April 30

Maybe It’s The Teeth…

I dunno, there’s something about this accessory that’s not quite working for me. If I were a host (or a regular guy with a fetish for massive blingy rings), I think I’d want something that didn’t look like it bites. Or, even worse, like it had overindulged at last night’s drinking party and was about to hurl.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo Mystery Series, published by Penguin/Intermix.