Ooo, cherry blossoms, ooo, ooo! Hey, look, there’s a little sailboat on the water! No, haha, it’s a guy paddleboarding the untamed canals of Tokyo. …No. No, it’s not. It’s…it’s a … Continue Reading In Which We Discover That Nothing Is Sacred
Is there no end to the indignity Japanese idols must suffer? I mean seriously – can you imagine someone saying to Nirvana, “Hey, for your next release, we think it’d … Continue Reading What Are We Trying To Say Here? Pop Star?
I was standing on my train home the other night, idly trying to read the ad on the doors and swaying with the six other people occupying my square meter … Continue Reading Suddenly Cursed With X-Ray Vision!
In America, stomach remedies are usually accompanied by the image of someone who ate too much. In Japan, the need is greatest among those who overindulged at last night’s office … Continue Reading Help! I’m On The Subway And I’m Gonna Hurl!