Department Of Seasonal Pet Humiliation: This Year’s Santa Cat Costume

Sporting all the premium quality you’d expect from a ¥400 vending machine, this Santa Claws capelet just might be the perfect gift for someone who dreams of #catsofinstagram glory (and is willing to risk the kind of revenge that will certainly be extracted after uploading Growler’s humiliation for all the world to see).

Not recommended for pets over three tons

Or you could gift them a few hours of escape to Tokyo instead. Because who wouldn’t want to discover a little Japanese crime beneath their tree?

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