The Peeing Statue Vending Machine

This month, my favorite nude statue is putting the weenie in Halloween

This month, the best dressed nude statue in all of Tokyo gets busy putting the weenie in Halloween

It’s always hard to say goodbye to my favorite costumed peeing boy statue when I leave Tokyo, but now I don’t have to! Thanks to the awesome vending machine I discovered at Yodabashi Camera, I can take him home with me and develop a whole new level of procrastination skillz, crafting little costumes for him…

Even better, each design comes in bronze...

Can’t decide if I like the bronze ones…

...or marble

…or the marble ones better

Guess I'd better go back and get them all

Guess I’d better go back and get them all

But, um, not recommended as a cap decoration for lemon drinks JUST SAYIN

Jonelle Patrick writes mysteries set in TokyoNightshade is the first in the series…

More Nightshade book goodness here, in case you think you might want to, you know, read it or something

A young woman is found dead in an abandoned car, with a pair of strangers old enough to be her parents. Their suicide note apologizes for a disaster that hasn’t yet happened. And someone is stalking the…Read more

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