The Peeing Statue Vending Machine

This month, my favorite nude statue is putting the weenie in Halloween

This month, the best dressed nude statue in all of Tokyo gets busy putting the weenie in Halloween

It’s always hard to say goodbye to my favorite costumed peeing boy statue when I leave Tokyo, but now I don’t have to! Thanks to the awesome vending machine I discovered at Yodabashi Camera, I can take him home with me and develop a whole new level of procrastination skillz, crafting little costumes for him…

Even better, each design comes in bronze...

Can’t decide if I like the bronze ones…

...or marble

…or the marble ones better

Guess I'd better go back and get them all

Guess I’d better go back and get them all

But, um, not recommended as a cap decoration for lemon drinks…

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