Halloween Costumes I Would Regret

Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you get a free pass in the career-killing costume department. Photos of you wearing any of these are pretty sure to digitally haunt you for the rest of your life.

Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.

The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.

The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.

And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he'll grow up to be... — And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he’ll grow up to be…

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Would you like to be whisked away to Japan, wherever you are?

It’s the year 1784 and the shōgun rules with an iron fist . . . except within the walled pleasure quarter of Yoshiwara. Inside the Great Gate, samurai law does not apply, and it’s women who pull the strings

“The Samurai’s Octopus…is a truly remarkable book, one that surprised and charmed me at every turn of the page. You’re in for a treat.”
—James Ziskin, Anthony, Barry, and Macavity Award-winning author of the Ellie Stone mysteries

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Halloween Costumes I Would Regret

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