Halloween Costumes I Would Regret

Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you get a free pass in the career-killing costume department. Photos of you wearing any of these are pretty sure to digitally haunt you for the rest of your life.

Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.

Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.

The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.

The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.

The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.

The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.

And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he'll grow up to be...

And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he’ll grow up to be…

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