Halloween Costumes I Would Regret

Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you get a free pass in the career-killing costume department. Photos of you wearing any of these are pretty sure to digitally haunt you for the rest of your life.

Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.
Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.
The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.
The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.
The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.
The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.
And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he'll grow up to be...
And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he’ll grow up to be…
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 The Last Tea Bowl Thief was chosen as an Editor’s Pick for Best Mystery, Thriller & Suspense on Amazon

For three hundred years, a missing tea bowl passes from one fortune-seeker to the next, changing the lives of all who possess it…read more

“A fascinating mix of history and mystery.” —Booklist

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Writes all the Japan things.

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