Halloween Costumes I Would Regret

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Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you get a free pass in the career-killing costume department. Photos of you wearing any of these are pretty sure to digitally haunt you for the rest of your life.

Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.
Because all Men Pirates wear plunging v-neck purple vests. And eyeliner.
The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.
The Scary Doctor, complete with DIY blood.
The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.
The Splatter Nurse. Because being sexy and scary is such a natural combination.
And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he'll grow up to be...
And in the scar-your-children-for-life department, get this attractive reversible witch costume for your son. Maybe he’ll grow up to be…
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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

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