Cherry Blossom Party Costumes I Would Regret

Bad hair day on the biggest cherry blossom party of the year? Put this sakura-themed bag over your head and untag yourself for the day! — Having a bad hair day? Put this sakura-themed bag over your head and untag yourself from the cherry blossom festivities!

The cherry trees are readying their onslaught, and it’s almost time for the annual beer-fuelled frolicking to commence. What better way to say, “I am a wild and crazy guy” than to don one of these festive pinker-than-thou costumes?

Faster than a chugging bullet! Able to leap long restroom lines with a single bound! Sakura Ranger to the rescue! — Faster than a chugging bullet! Able to leap long restroom lines with a single bound! Sakura Ranger!

Makes this Sakura Tuxedo look almost tasteful, doesn't it? — Makes this Sakura Tuxedo look almost tasteful, doesn’t it?

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Cherry Blossom Party Costumes I Would Regret

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