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Cherry Blossom Party Costumes I Would Regret

Posted by on March 27, 2014 in Fashion Inferno, Just another day in Japan, Made In Japan | Leave a comment

Bad hair day on the biggest cherry blossom party of the year? Put this sakura-themed bag over your head and untag yourself for the day!

Having a bad hair day? Put this sakura-themed bag over your head and untag yourself from the cherry blossom festivities!

The cherry trees are readying their onslaught, and it’s almost time for the annual beer-fuelled frolicking to commence. What better way to say, “I am a wild and crazy guy” than to don one of these festive pinker-than-thou costumes?

Faster than a chugging bullet! Able to leap long restroom lines with a single bound! Sakura Ranger to the rescue!

Faster than a chugging bullet! Able to leap long restroom lines with a single bound! Sakura Ranger!

See what I mean?

Wat I don’t even.

Makes this Sakura Tuxedo look almost tasteful, doesn't it?

Makes this Sakura Tuxedo look almost tasteful, doesn’t it?

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Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback. Nightshade is the one set during cherry blossom season

More Nightshade book goodness here, in case you think you might want to, you know, read it or something

A young woman is found dead in an abandoned car, with a pair of strangers old enough to be her parents. Their suicide note apologizes for a disaster that hasn’t yet happened. And someone is stalking the…Read more

…or watch the book trailer! (0:52)