Cherry Blossom Party Costumes I Would Regret

Bad hair day on the biggest cherry blossom party of the year? Put this sakura-themed bag over your head and untag yourself for the day!

Having a bad hair day? Put this sakura-themed bag over your head and untag yourself from the cherry blossom festivities!

The cherry trees are readying their onslaught, and it’s almost time for the annual beer-fuelled frolicking to commence. What better way to say, “I am a wild and crazy guy” than to don one of these festive pinker-than-thou costumes?

Faster than a chugging bullet! Able to leap long restroom lines with a single bound! Sakura Ranger to the rescue!

Faster than a chugging bullet! Able to leap long restroom lines with a single bound! Sakura Ranger!

See what I mean?

Wat I don’t even.

Makes this Sakura Tuxedo look almost tasteful, doesn't it?

Makes this Sakura Tuxedo look almost tasteful, doesn’t it?

Instead of donning pink spandex, Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo

“A genuinely gripping crime thriller which wrong-foots and perplexes the reader throughout, drawing us in emotionally . . . Highly recommended.” Raven Crime Reads

For nine years, Tokyo Detective Kenji Nakamura thought his mother’s death was an accident. Then he gets a call, and his life begins to unravel. Because if it wasn’t an accident…what was it? Read more