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No matter how unlucky you were when they were handing out the bodacious ta-tas, in less than five minutes – without any miracle creams, thighmasters-for-the-boobs, or push-up bras – you too can sport some righteous cleavage! All you need is the handy makeup instructions in Gal Mori magazine and a few carefully chosen shades of face powder from the drugstore…

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Powder that’s a shade darker than your normal skin goes on top, powder that’s a shade lighter goes in the half moons below, and voila! Boobage!

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback!

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