New Weapon In The Battle Against Napping

Napping: destroyer of productivity, enemy of extreme road trips, scourge of procrastinators who left that six-month project until the night before! Fortunately, those tempted to catch a few winks when they ought to be contributing to global productivity now have the Nap Vieeb, a revolutionary product that will keep them alert long enough to die of overwork!

Just slip this handsome little device over your ear, and choose between being prodded awake by ticklish little vibrations or a sound so annoying you’ll probably want to keep a backup Nap Vieeb in your bottom drawer, for those inevitable 3:00 a.m. moments when you rip it off your head and stomp it down to its molecular components.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo Mystery Series, published by Penguin/Intermix.