Have You Got What It Takes To Be A Host?

Sleep ’til noon, start work at 5:00, get paid to look like a visual kei star and drink champagne with an endless parade of women. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it.

And apparently, that someone could be YOU.  According to this ad, those who pass the Host Challenge will be wearing expensive Harajuku fashions for free until they can afford their own wardrobe of blingy suits, get singing and dancing lessons so they can parlay their successful host careers into TV stardom, and make big money in no time.

All you have to do is submit your resume with a picture and wait for your offer from a club! Of course, it goes without saying that you’re totally fluent in Japanese. It’s the perfect job for guys who ace the JLPT Level 1, don’t you think?

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo. Before you quit your day job, slip behind the closed doors of Club Nova and see what it’s really like to be a host in Fallen Angel

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