In Japan, You’re Never Too Young To…

…learn to charge your devices

Japanese baby toy device charger

…eat instant ramen

Japanese instant ramen baby food

…get addicted to those coin-gobbling, impossible-to-win claw machines

Japanese toy claw machine

…learn to drive a train

Japanese train driving simulator toy

…drink tea

Japanese mugi cha barley tea for babies

…start your own maid cafe

Japanese toy maid cafe for dolls

…organize your action figures’ weapons neatly on a 1/2 scale gun rack

Japanese toy gun rack

…summon the forces of darkness

Japanese toy spell casting set

It’s the year 1784 and the shōgun rules with an iron fist . . . except within the walled pleasure quarter of Yoshiwara. Inside the Great Gate, samurai law does not apply, and it’s women who pull the strings

The Samurai’s Octopus…is a truly remarkable book, one that surprised and charmed me at every turn of the page. You’re in for a treat.”
James Ziskin, Anthony, Barry, and Macavity Award-winning author of the Ellie Stone mysteries

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Author of The Last Tea Bowl Thief

7 thoughts on “In Japan, You’re Never Too Young To…

  1. These are fantastic! I like the animals on the instant ramen – “Mommy, I want kitsune noodles!” Also parents should pay attention to the “BEE-DOO BEE-DOO” on that claw game and avoid. But maybe a good gift for that feral nephew whose parents think he’s perfect….hmmm.
    (Every time I see your long hair, I’m envious and resolve to grow mine.)
    – crow@well

    1. Darlene, you are the sweetest! So glad this brought a smile to your face! How are you, on this cold winter day?

      I’ve been thinking of you lately and fretting, because I thought I wrote to thank you for that lovely and beautifully-written review you did on Amazon for The Last Tea Bowl Thief, but I couldn’t find a message to you ANYWHERE, so if by some chance I only did that in my head and expected it to magically wing its way to you through ESP, I’m so sorry! I see your name and your kind words every time I visit the book’s page, because your review seems to be one that has floated to the top as being useful to other readers. Thank you, old friend!

      1. Aw, thanks for the real and winged thanks. I have a mild case of ESP so I figured the universe was good. I love your books and the blog. I hope my friends and readers find their way to your writings. I hope SF is treating you right during all this COVID19 stuff. And Thank you, my friend, for the education and fun.

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