Hilarious haiku ask those burning questions about modern life
The talented artist known as y_haiku on Twitter and Instagram does it again!
Why is it that…
Movie hackers
always commit their crimes
in dark rooms?
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Why is it that…
I don’t need that discarded manual
until it’s time
to find the right charger?
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Why is it that…
I can never make it look
like I remembered to take the photo
before my first bite?
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Why is it that…
When I use my phone to fall asleep
it always
wakes me up?
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Why is it that…
They always wait to score a goal
until I’m
in the toilet?
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Why is it that…
On a day I can’t drink
I see so many
places to drink?
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Why is it that…
No one can resist
secretly licking
the empty syrup packet?
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Why is it that…
Someone always
tries to draw
Doraemon?
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Why is it that…
At the restaurant soda bar
there’s always one guy
who mixes them?
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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly newsletter Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had
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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!
Certainly an enjoyable set of “haiku”! Thank you, Jonelle!!! ????
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