Hydrangeas: Gateway To A Life Of Crime
I have a confession to make. Although my job is to write about ingenious ways people commit murder and mayhem, when it comes to obsessing about how I’d commit the perfect crime, it always ends up with hydrangeas.
Yes, hydrangeas. To be more specific, hydrangea smuggling. Because before I went to Japan, I never dreamed that the humble fluffballs flanking granny’s porch could come in so many colors. Or so many shapes. Or be so…lustworthy.
But because bringing anything even remotely resembling a plant into California is punishable by green-coated beagle outing before you even clear baggage claim, this led to a sorry situation in which an NSA scan of my search history might reveal pages devoted to drug-sniffing-dog-proof containers (too small), how to grow an entire plant from a single leaf using massive quantities of growth hormone (too iffy for people who haven’t managed to keep a houseplant alive EVER), whether bridal bouquets might get a pass from soft-hearted customs officials (don’t count on it) and so forth.
Still haven’t cracked it. So until I do, I’m just going to have to content myself with collecting photos of them. Which I’m going to share with you, so we can room together in prison.










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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!
My girl cousins and I got in such trouble about Grandma’s hydrangeas! They made such perfect bouquets in our wedding plays.
Ha! They ARE the perfect ready-made bouquets!
Very poetic! Nicely written!
Waah, I’ve missed you! You must be busy, because there haven’t been any gorgeous new photos on your blog for a while ( ; _ ; ) I’ll be back in Tokyo on Friday – if you have time for lunch someday, ping me!
How sweet of you. I am free for lunch every day this week.
Me too! Today I will go to Kamakura to see the lotus, but what about Friday? I seem to have misplaced your email address, but you can mail me at jonelle.patrick@mac.com. I would love to hear what you are doing now!