Vending Machines Of The Dead

In case you need reminding what will happen if you eat one of these TASTY POISONOUS MUSHROOM PEOPLE.

In case you need reminding what will happen if you eat one of these TASTY POISONOUS MUSHROOM PEOPLE.

Bring on the zombies, but DO NOT put one of THESE in my bed.

Bring on the zombies, but DO NOT put one of THESE in my bed.

On the other hand, you can never have too many undead bananas.

On the other hand, you can never have too many undead bananas.

You're welcome.

And finally…you’re welcome.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback.

More Nightshade book goodness here, in case you think you might want to, you know, read it or something

A young woman is found dead in an abandoned car, with a pair of strangers old enough to be her parents. Their suicide note apologizes for a disaster that hasn’t yet happened. And someone is stalking the…read more