Vending Machines Of The Dead

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In case you need reminding what will happen if you eat one of these TASTY POISONOUS MUSHROOM PEOPLE.
In case you need reminding what will happen if you eat one of these TASTY POISONOUS MUSHROOM PEOPLE.
Bring on the zombies, but DO NOT put one of THESE in my bed.
Bring on the zombies, but DO NOT put one of THESE in my bed.
On the other hand, you can never have too many undead bananas.
On the other hand, you can never have too many undead bananas.
You're welcome.
And finally…you’re welcome.

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Would you like to be whisked away to Japan, wherever you are?

It’s the year 1784 and the shōgun rules with an iron fist . . . except within the walled pleasure quarter of Yoshiwara. Inside the Great Gate, samurai law does not apply, and it’s women who pull the strings

“The Samurai’s Octopus…is a truly remarkable book, one that surprised and charmed me at every turn of the page. You’re in for a treat.”
—James Ziskin, Anthony, Barry, and Macavity Award-winning author of the Ellie Stone mysteries

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Japan, produces the monthly e-magazine Japanagram, and blogs at Only In Japan and The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had

Published by Jonelle Patrick

Author of The Last Tea Bowl Thief

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