If you should happen to find yourself out behind the barn sneaking a smoke with someone who is suddenly so repugnant that you want to taser them, Don Kihote has the perfect product for you! The Piggy Lighter That Also Shocks! As an added bonus, its nose extends to Pinocchio-like proportions in order to deliver both flames and electric zapping at a comfortable and safe distance.
And in case you don’t want anyone to guess you’re toting a device capable of delivering an unpleasant zap, it also comes in an attractive keychain model…
Saw these at Don Kihote store in Shibuya.
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I could see Yumi or one of the Lolitas to have one of these and it being highly useful in emergencies and/or mysteries.
What an excellent idea! heh.