Radio Control Toilet

RCToiletYes, now you can level up your toilet game with this revolutionary R/C controller! We’re assured right on the package that it can be used by men OR women in a lavatory fight to the death: because even though men might dominate when it comes to putting up the seat, we know women utterly rule when it comes to taking that puppy down! And I hope that the fact it’s a “Full Function Toilet R/C” means it self-cleans and kicks the shins of anyone who misses.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback

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