Posted April 11, 2016 by Jonelle Patrick8 Comments Animals

Gotta Catch Them ALL

I was wandering through Akihabara doing important book research SHUT UP, when I discovered the key to collecting all those damnably elusive kittehs in Neko Atsume: put out lots & lots & LOTS of hundred yen coins and you can attract these. For those of us whose primary life goal is luring animated cats to visit our phones DON’T JUDGE, now there’s a way to capture our favorites in real life!

I'll be needing several dozen more phone in order to accomodate all these mic jack danglers — This might get expensive, since I will be needing several dozen more phones in order to accommodate all these mic jack danglers

And surely I can find many many stacks of papers that are calling out to be clipped together with these — But fortunately I’m going to soon find out that I’m richer than Tubbs, once I use these to clip together the bank statement-like papers now sitting woefully unfiled on my desk

And of course since mostly what author do is lie around on their chaise lounges sipping fine cognac, these will definitely come in handy — And of course – since mostly what authors do is lie around on their chaise lounges sipping fine cognac – I’ll need some of these. A whole set, in fact, in case I acquire some friends.

And I think I'm developing a dangerous case of cold bum, which will certainly be cured by wearing these fluffy underpants — And what’s the point of being a writer and working at home if you can’t knock out a few chapters dressed in your favorite King Of Tattoo t-shirt and these fluffy kitteh underpants?

And would these look better hanging from my rear view mirror or my backpack? Nah, why decide? Both. — Would these look better hanging from my rear view mirror or my backpack? OK duh, we know the answer to that: both.

Then, whoa, feeling lucky, I fed my last coins into this awesome gachagacha machine I spotted on the way back to the train station, and got THESE! — If you’re feeling really lucky (and I was, oh yes, I was!) you can stuff your last coins into the awesome gachagacha machine I spotted on the way back to the train station, and get THESE!

But you'll be happy to know that I haven't taken total leave of my senses, because a few days later at Nakano Broadway when I saw this claw machine I RESISTED. (Because DUH that way lies madness WE ALL KNOW THAT.) — But you’ll be happy to know that I haven’t taken total leave of my senses, because a few days later at Nakano Broadway when I saw this claw machine I RESISTED. (Because that way lies madness. WE KNOW THAT.)

If you’d like to snag some of these beauties for yourself, the clips and danglers and drinking glasses and backpack stuffies can be bought inside the corner shop across from the doll parts store on the 5th floor of the Radio Kaikan Building, near Akihabara Station. (A map is on my website The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.) The underpants were being sold at a sock shop in Shibuya near the BAPE store, and I already made the mistake of telling you that the claw machine is at Nakano Broadway, so you’re just going to have to try to avoid that whole area of Tokyo, sorry.

If you’d like to visit the Akihabara area the next time you’re in Tokyo, directions & maps are on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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To support her Neko Atsume collecting habit, Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo

“A genuinely gripping crime thriller which wrong-foots and perplexes the reader throughout, drawing us in emotionally . . . Highly recommended.” –Raven Crime Reads

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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!

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carrie119 says:

April 11, 2016 at 2:10 am

It’s a good thing I’m not in Japan! MUST HAVE!! LOL🐈

On Sun, Apr 10, 2016 at 1:02 PM, Jonelle Patricks Only In Japan wrote:

> Jonelle Patrick posted: ” I was wandering through Akihabara doing > important book research SHUT UP, when I discovered the key to collecting > all those damnably elusive kittehs in Neko Atsume: put out lots & lots & > LOTS of hundred yen coins and you can attract these! For ” >

- Jonelle Patrick says:
  
  April 12, 2016 at 10:15 am
  
  Yeah, that’s the problem every time I’m in Tokyo – I pretty much have to PLAN a trip to the post office on the day I leave, because my suitcase is full of Neko Atsume merch and there’s not room for my clothes!
  
darsword says:

April 11, 2016 at 9:23 am

Now you’ve done it! Given us all a case of cuteness overload! 😉

Jonelle Patrick says:

April 11, 2016 at 9:50 am

Which is why I couldn’t, er, buy just ONE (><)

lauriefellezs says:

April 11, 2016 at 10:07 am

This country is definitely the place to come if you love cats. Love those fuzzy underpants-but talk about a visible panty line!

- Jonelle Patrick says:
  
  April 11, 2016 at 12:32 pm
  
  Which is why you have to just wear them like pants. Which pretty much only works if you’re a writer. Lucky for you, you ARE, so get thee to the Atsume Neko shitagi store and get crackin’!
  
Eda says:

April 13, 2016 at 5:08 pm

All right, my friend, this time you’ve definitely lost it. Just how many phones do you need???

- Jonelle Patrick says:
  
  April 14, 2016 at 12:13 am
  
  23. One for each, depending on my mood (´Д` )

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