The Best One-Size-Fits-All Gift EVER

Thank me now, because I’m about to deliver you from all your holiday shopping woes. I finally found a gift that’s perfect for EVERYONE!

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But wait, why would anyone want a 4″ bendable plastic skeleton? Read on, my friend, read on! (And if you happen to go online and an hour later you’re still laughing at the endless #poseskeleton thread, don’t blame me!)

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It even makes this albino ferret happy!

Am I right, or am I right?

And if you’re gnashing your teeth because you’re not within shouting distance of one of Tokyo’s awesome toy stores, guess what? They sell Pose Skeletons on Amazon now, woo hoo!

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