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Placentas. For Your Face.
We are assured on the package that this super-economy-size bag o’ face masks is chock full of placentas. Face rescuing placentas. Premium placentas.
Okay, sorry, I really can’t hold it in anymore. EEWWWW!
I didn’t think it was possible to beat snail slime, cobra venom and bee larvae as the I’d-prefer-the-red-hot-pincers facial treatments of choice, but this one is definitely a contender.
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.
I was having lunch with my husband and a commercial for that stuff came on the TV over the bar. I had the same reaction as you. He didn’t know what placenta was so I explained. He nearly hurled.
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I know, right? And do you ever get Facebook ads for a diet supplent drink called Fasty Placenta? I’ve been dying to do a blog post on it, but the website it points to doesn’t give any information besides making the usual claims to make you thin and live forever.
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