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Green Brownie Sludge Frappucino
You know when you were a kid, and you made the Nobel-prize-winning discovery that if you dumped chocolate syrup into your milk, it turned into chocolate milk? And then you tried it with other things – like peanut butter and jelly – that were not quite so successful?
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Read a novel set in Tokyo…
A young woman dressed as a Gothic Lolita is found dead in a car with two strangers. But the more Yumi Hata learns about her friend’s death, the more she’s convinced it was murder…read more
There must be a special school where people learn how to make these revolting combinations.
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Either that, or they take turns throwing darts at a big dartboard in Product Development. “Oh look! This month, how many suckers do you think we can get to drink BANANA COFFEE?”
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Maybe some Japanese exec went to a Dairy Queen and was amazed at the brownie shakes… and also had just watched the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and thought that people love green ooze.
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I just discovered that your superpower is to magically conjure up the ghosts of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, because after reading this comment, today I encountered THOSE VERY SAME NINJA TURTLES posing with tourists in front of the Kiddyland store in Harajuku. (Only, by now wouldn’t they sort of be verging on the Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles?)
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