The Robot Restaurant

RobotFront

Fembots, scantily-clad taiko drummers, battling transformers…okay, I admit the Robot Restaurant is more like Vegas on steroids than ye olde Nippon, but you’ve really gotta see this extravaganza once in your life!

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RobotSmile

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RobotBunnyDrummers

RobotRobots

RobotHeart

RobotFembotPinkEven the waiting lounge is entertaining – every nook and cranny is paved with flashing lights, shiny baubles, and wall-to-wall video screens showing rather puzzling footage of scantily clad women on horses kitted out in Crusader-like draperies.

RobotLounge

And the toilet: it does not disappoint.

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The Robot Restaurant show runs about two hours, including waiting time in the bar beforehand. I actually think they ought to put quotes around the word “restaurant,” because the rather small bento box and half bottle of tea included in the price of admission (¥5000 per person) bears about as much resemblance to a real meal as airline food, although is it marginally more edible. Before and during the show, before the show they sell a limited selection of alcoholic drinks at fairly reasonable prices (¥500 for a draft beer, for example). More info, and telephone number for reservations here. A map is on my website, The Tokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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