Piggy Zapper


If you should happen to find yourself out behind the barn sneaking a smoke with someone who is suddenly so repugnant that you want to taser them, Don Kihote has the perfect product for you! The Piggy Lighter That Also Shocks! As an added bonus, its nose extends to Pinocchio-like proportions in order to deliver both flames and electric zapping at a comfortable and safe distance.

And in case you don’t want anyone to guess you’re toting a device capable of delivering an unpleasant zap, it also comes in an attractive keychain model…


Beware the Nostrils of Death!

If you’d like to shop for crazy stuff at the Don Kihote store the next time you’re in Tokyo, maps are on my website, TheTokyo Guide I Wish I’d Had.

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